Crash a Contiki tour
What happens on tour stays on tour. Almost.
Jocks or geeks? Tatts or piercings? Scrunchers or folders? Lovers or lust-ers? From pick-up lines to junk food faves, we've pulled together the findings of our Contiki Tour Crasher survey...and let's just say there are some very cheeky results!We had a whooping 992 entries - yep, that means 992 highly amusing pick-up lines - which kept the office here at STA Travel HQ chuckling for days! Check out all the cheeky results below:
1. Gender
| Female | 76% |
| Male | 24% |
2. Age
| 18-21 | 29% |
| 22-25 | 36% |
| 26-30 | 22% |
| 31-35 | 7% |
| 36+ | 6% |
3. Hair colour
| Brunette | 58% |
| Blonde | 25% |
| Red-head | 4% |
| Black | 13% |
4. Confidence level
| Shy at first (but not for long) | 35% |
| Easily influenced | 7% |
| Pretty outgoing | 49% |
| Dangerously hypo | 9% |
5. What's your first instinct...
Jock or geek?
| Jock | Geek |
|---|---|
| 49% | 51% |
Chocolate or chips?
| Chocolate | Chips |
|---|---|
| 73% | 27% |
Fold or scrunch?
| Fold | Scrunch |
|---|---|
| 46% | 54% |
Walk or cab?
| Walk | Cab |
|---|---|
| 83% | 17% |
Love or lust?
| Love | Lust |
|---|---|
| 63% | 37% |
Piercing or tattoo?
| Piercing | Tattoo |
|---|---|
| 53% | 47% |
Eyes or smile?
| Eyes | Smile |
|---|---|
| 51% | 49% |
6. When I go away, I can't live without my...
The most popular answers were:
| Phone | Travel diary | Vegemite |
| Camera | Toothbrush | Sunnies |
| Ipod | Money | Bikini |
| Straightener | Passport | Thongs |
| Lip balm | Berocca |
7. I am most likely to get cranky when...
| I'm hungry | 56% |
| I can't sleep | 34% |
| I can't back one out | 10% |
8. If I only had 5 Euros left in my wallet, I'd spend it on...
| Food | 43% |
| Beer | 53% |
| Mints | 4% |
9. If I ran out of clean underwear, I would...
| Wash them | 65% |
| Borrow some | 8% |
| Opt for the ol' inside-out | 27% |
10. If my luggage went over the 20kg Contiki limit, I would...
| Wear all my clothes in an attempt to make it lighter | 69% |
| Throw out anything old...damn you new purchases! | 28% |
| Cry | 3% |
11. When I'm working the room, my fave flirt tactic is to...
| Flick the hair | 43% |
| Pull the dance moves | 52% |
| Flash the cash | 5% |
12. If I found a fellow tourist a 'lil worse for wear, I would...
| Run screaming | 3% |
| Stroke their hair | 34% |
| Take photos & upload to Facebook | 63% |
13. If someone asked to share my roll-on deodorant, I would...
| Hand it over...reluctantly | 30% |
| Say straight up NO! | 20% |
| Grab the nearest deodorant I could see & offer that instead | 50% |
14. If I had to use a pick-up line on tour, it would be...
The most popular ones:
- You must be Jamaican? cause your ja-makin me crazy!
- I’m lost, can you help me find my way back to my room?
- Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
- Do you have a band aide? I cut my knee open when i fell for you...
- What happens on tour stays on tour...
The tame ones:
- Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
- If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!
- If you were a Mc Donald's burger, I would call you Mc Gorgeous
- Do you believe in love at first sight...or should I walk past again?
- How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice - Hi I'm...
And the not-so-tame ones:
- Do you work for UPS? I swear I saw you checking out my package
- Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
- I've seen the Big Ben, but by the look of you, you might just put him to shame!
- Wanna go halves in a baby?
- Lets play house, you be the door and I'll slam you all night long!
15. Eat salted horsemeat sandwiches in Amsterdam?
| Yep, the saltier the better | 60% |
| How about...NO! | 40% |
16. Sun bake full-frontal nudie in Barcelona?
| Why not, I don't want tan-lines | 55% |
| I wouldn't put anyone through that sight | 45% |
17. Strut around in a pair of Lederhosen's in Germany?
| Ja, danke! | 78% |
| I'll be too busy eating Bratwurst | 22% |
18. Eat galati in the midst of an Italian winter?
| Mmmm yes | 33% |
| Is that even a question? It has to be yes! | 67% |
19. Dance on every level of Prague's 5 story nightclub?
| Hell yeahhh! | 96% |
| Dancing...it scares me | 4% |
20. Spin & sing "the hills are alive" in Austria?
| It's crazy but in my head, I'm already there.. | 93% |
| Thanks but NO freakin way! | 7% |
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